The Alo

Description
The Alo is the dominant inhabitant of Balkan. Their origin is unknown but what is known is that they are a very dangerous and dumb species.

Physical Description
The average Alo is about 2-3 meters in height and at least 2 meters in diameter. But all of them posses the ability to change their size depending on their mood. The first thing one notices when observing an Alo is its blocky body build. Alos are mostly made out of cubes.

They very religiously wear Adidas tracksuits and shoes. Their head is located in front of their bodies, sort of like an exaggerated hunchback. Their faces consist of a very apparent monobrow, a huge nose, tiny eyes and a five o' clock shadow. They also always hold a lit Ćik in their mouths.

Behavior
Alos are extremely dumb. Which is of no surprise given how they have ćigum instead of brains. Due to their lack of intelligence, they rely on brute strength and luck to get through life.

They are very aggressive, especially when encountering Turaks. When docile, however, they are often found hanging out with their fellow Alos in groups called Walls, worshipping Adidas, lusting over Bakcas, playing Fuzbal and many other similar activities.

Their primary source of food are Ćevaps and they mainly use Mopeds as a form of transportation.

New Alos are born when Bakcas cook Golaš, shape it into a cube and wait 25 years for it to harden. When it's fully hardened it will spring to life and a new Alo will be born. This is also the reason they're born 25 years old.